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Surprised Kitten

Iván Alonso — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 19:21:42 +0000

Supongo que no hay que añadir mucho más a esto, que ya lo ha visto medio planeta:

This is Sparta!!

Iván Alonso — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:19:56 +0000

Vía Reboot the blog

Why God never received a Ph.D.

Iván Alonso — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:23:16 +0000

He had only one major publication.
It was in Hebrew.
It had no references.
It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
Some say he had his son teach the class.
He expelled his first two students for learning.
Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
No record of working well with colleagues.

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What is love? Baby don’t hurt me…

Iván Alonso — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:26:05 +0000

Lo gracioso de esto es que tienes que haber perdido mucho tiempo de tu vida navegando por internet para encontrar la gracia.

Vía Nunca me entero de nada, vía dando por culo.

Life

Iván Alonso — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:01:55 +0000

Vía Reboot the blog

Be Polite

Iván Alonso — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:12:42 +0000

Vía Nunca me entero de nada

Fina ironía

Iván Alonso — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 12:15:47 +0000

Si empezamos a ver chistes por internet es que a la gente se le está empezando a pasar la tontería.

Vía fluzorama

Stop following me, you freaks

Iván Alonso — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 20:37:15 +0000

Vía quimicefa

Do you speak it?

Iván Alonso — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:54:54 +0000

[Gif animado, ~215KB] Vía livertumblr

Casting original de Star Wars

Iván Alonso — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 08:54:00 +0000

Vía livertumblr (les he dado un repaso por todo el tumblr hace unos días, así que además de rebloggear/retumblear algunos contenidos tengo que recomendar su página)